'Sports Illustrated' Swimsuit Issue: Still not about the swimsuits

Bar Refaeli, better known as Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend, graces the cover of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (out now). My thoughts as I flipped through the pages:

• Does Bar's bikini top on the cover technically fit her? Or does it not fit her, in a purposely tantalizing way? I just want to make sure I have it straight when I never buy a bikini.

• Danica Patrick, p. 6, is like Gabrielle Reece -- always trotted out to remind us that female athletes can be sexy. Did she walk in those silver stilettos, or did they slip them on her once she took her position lying on top of a car?

• Though I am not a fan of the name Anne V (seriously?), I do think she does one of the best "Oops, I've lost my top" poses on page 13. I prefer playful to sultry.

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